1 00:00:32,507 --> 00:00:36,876 The tradition of our Sisterhood at Phi Gamma Kappa... 2 00:00:36,945 --> 00:00:40,039 goes back to the days when cotton was king. 3 00:00:41,349 --> 00:00:46,184 And just as it has been for generation after generation... 4 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:49,246 the friendships you have so lovingly cultivated... 5 00:00:49,324 --> 00:00:51,155 and nourished here... 6 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:55,958 will remain amongst the most treasured possessions of your lives. 7 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,164 Through times of happiness and times of sadness... 8 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:07,196 good fortune and tribulation... 9 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,334 you will always remember... 10 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:11,708 this time together. 11 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:17,042 You are at a crossroads... 12 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,143 a junction in your lives. 13 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:24,317 May the road you travel speed you toward your dreams and goals... 14 00:01:24,392 --> 00:01:27,759 with no sudden curves or detours... 15 00:01:27,829 --> 00:01:30,730 to divert you from your path. 16 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:35,158 For those of you who are graduating... 17 00:01:35,236 --> 00:01:38,501 this is your farewell ball. 18 00:01:38,573 --> 00:01:40,939 Congratulations, girls! 19 00:01:41,009 --> 00:01:43,739 And God bless you! 20 00:01:54,122 --> 00:01:57,785 Now, ladies and gentlemen, I have the pleasure of presenting... 21 00:01:57,859 --> 00:02:02,990 the queen of the Phi Gamma Kappa Spring Ball... 22 00:02:03,064 --> 00:02:07,057 Miss April Delongpre. 23 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:17,475 And her fianc�, Mr. Chad Douglas Fairchild-- 24 00:02:21,149 --> 00:02:23,709 the president of our brother fraternity... 25 00:02:23,785 --> 00:02:26,276 Alpha Lambda Chi. 26 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,721 The next time we all will be dancing together... 27 00:02:29,791 --> 00:02:32,055 will be at their wedding. 28 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,114 This is a dream come true for me, baby. 29 00:03:29,217 --> 00:03:32,744 From the moment I first laid my eyes on you when we were a freshmen... 30 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:35,118 I knew that one day you'd be my wife. 31 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:41,960 And this is just the beginning. 32 00:03:42,029 --> 00:03:45,055 I've got it all planned out. 33 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,594 What I want is to make you happy. 34 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:53,969 What I want is to give you everything your little heart desires. 35 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:57,135 What I want, Chad, is to run away to a tropical island... 36 00:03:57,211 --> 00:03:59,679 and live in a grass hut. 37 00:03:59,747 --> 00:04:01,738 Eat coconuts for the rest of our lives? 38 00:04:01,816 --> 00:04:04,614 Coconuts and mangoes and papayas. 39 00:04:04,685 --> 00:04:07,210 Don't do this to me, baby. You're drivin' me nuts. 40 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,550 That's the idea. 41 00:04:32,013 --> 00:04:34,413 April! Come on! 42 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,814 We got a present for you. 43 00:04:36,884 --> 00:04:38,818 Come on! 44 00:04:39,887 --> 00:04:43,186 - Your hair! - It's beautiful. Hello, darling. 45 00:04:46,861 --> 00:04:50,126 - Your hair looks great! - Outrageous! 46 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:56,929 What are you girls up to? 47 00:04:57,004 --> 00:04:59,268 You just have to have this on your wedding night. 48 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,864 We can't wait. 49 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,142 Frederick's of Hollywood. 50 00:05:05,213 --> 00:05:07,613 What do my little sisters think I am? 51 00:05:09,584 --> 00:05:11,882 - Good Lord, look out! - Sorry. 52 00:05:11,953 --> 00:05:14,080 Hey, what are you doing? 53 00:05:16,123 --> 00:05:18,591 Okay, that does it. You're in for it now. 54 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:20,593 I'm gonna get you. Come back here. 55 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:31,397 Get off my sister! 56 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:53,226 That's a hell of a shot, son. 57 00:05:53,294 --> 00:05:56,286 You know, if your daddy and I weren't so keen on you becoming a lawyer... 58 00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:58,662 I swear I'd sponsor you for the pro tour. 59 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:02,499 Well, Senator, I like things to work. I like 'em nice and neat. 60 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:07,236 One of these days you're gonna hook a shot, son, and get stuck in the rough. 61 00:06:07,308 --> 00:06:09,435 And that's gonna give you character. 62 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:12,104 I mean that with all best intentions. 63 00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:51,657 Please, April. Please. 64 00:10:51,725 --> 00:10:54,785 - Come on, April. - Go on with us. 65 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,557 Just one more time. 66 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:58,962 Please, girls, we really should go home. 67 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,467 Just one more time? It's so much fun. 68 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:05,995 I'll get 'em off for you, miss. I used to be a goddamn elephant tamer. 69 00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:09,406 Kyle, leave 'em be. Move out of the way. This one's on the house. 70 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,912 How about you, princess? 71 00:11:20,988 --> 00:11:23,354 - Wanna take a spin? - I'm not a princess. 72 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:25,358 I knew a real one once. 73 00:11:25,426 --> 00:11:27,826 She was from the Sudan. Her daddy was king for a day. 74 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,095 You better do what he says, ma'am. 75 00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:34,601 'Cause if you don't, he'll just hold your kinfolk hostage till you do. 76 00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:36,602 I'd really rather not. 77 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:39,434 Come on, April. One more time. It's so fun. 78 00:11:39,506 --> 00:11:40,632 You'll love it. 79 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:44,872 I've known a May and a June, but never an April. 80 00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:48,176 I wish I could say somethin' to persuade you to get on that ride, ma'am. 81 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,685 Wipe the seat off for the princess, Kyle. That'll make her feel better. 82 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,050 If not for him, then for me. 83 00:11:54,121 --> 00:11:57,579 My blood pressure's high, my heart's weak, my days are numbered. 84 00:11:57,658 --> 00:12:00,456 There's only so much more a man my age can take. 85 00:12:01,629 --> 00:12:04,359 Come on, girls. We're going home now. 86 00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:07,628 - Could you please let them out? - Cut 'em loose. 87 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:12,032 You tried hard, but you can't win 'em all. 88 00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:17,705 Round one goes to the princess. 89 00:12:27,588 --> 00:12:31,718 He must like you girls. He usually doesn't back down so easy. 90 00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:42,093 Is there a Miss Delongpre in the crowd? 91 00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:50,503 Darlin', I'm talkin' to you. I found this on the ground. 92 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,514 Thank you. 93 00:13:00,587 --> 00:13:03,385 How do I know who you are, princess? 94 00:13:03,457 --> 00:13:06,221 How do I know you're the real April Delongpre? 95 00:13:07,294 --> 00:13:09,922 And who's this good-lookin' devil? 96 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,294 He your husband? 97 00:13:11,365 --> 00:13:14,095 - Not yet. - Two more weeks. 98 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,295 Choo-Choo? What kind of name is that? 99 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:19,430 His real name's Chad. She just calls him Choo-Choo. 100 00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:23,704 - May I have my wallet back, please? - Sure thing. Anything you say. 101 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:30,449 Hey, Choo-Choo. 102 00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,315 I wanna wish you the best. 103 00:13:49,803 --> 00:13:52,499 Now you say hello to your mommy and daddy for me. 104 00:13:52,573 --> 00:13:55,542 And tell your daddy I'm lookin' forward to havin' a special dance... 105 00:13:55,609 --> 00:13:57,406 with him at the wedding. 106 00:13:58,579 --> 00:14:02,982 Let's go for a ride. Get a motel room or somethin'. What do you say? 107 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:07,145 We're gonna have the whole rest of our lives to be together. 108 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,380 You drive me crazy. 109 00:14:10,457 --> 00:14:12,357 You do. 110 00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:15,088 I'm never sure about you. I never know what you want. 111 00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:28,031 Bye-bye. 112 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:30,338 It won't be long now. 113 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,194 April? 114 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,829 Mrs. Chad Douglas Fairchild. 115 00:14:57,905 --> 00:15:00,499 We're ready for the wedding. 116 00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:04,374 Oh, Chad, you drive me crazy. 117 00:15:20,227 --> 00:15:23,219 Does your mama know where you are, huh? 118 00:15:24,364 --> 00:15:28,198 - Can anybody here identify you? - Her name's Kay. 119 00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:31,396 - How well do you know her? - Went to school since kindergarten. 120 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,736 What's she got on her mind? 121 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,105 Why are you following me? 122 00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:40,442 What you got down there? How's it doin'? Wanna come with me? 123 00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:43,108 Which one of you girls wanna come with me? 124 00:15:44,718 --> 00:15:48,313 You better use it while you got it 'cause it ain't gonna last forever. 125 00:15:51,391 --> 00:15:54,588 Smiley, Bock, you cheap sons of bitches. 126 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:57,630 One of these days this whole carnival's gonna come down around you... 127 00:15:57,698 --> 00:16:00,690 if you don't start putting some money back into it. 128 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,258 You gotta spend money to make money. 129 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,861 Fuck you, Perry. 130 00:16:04,938 --> 00:16:09,034 That's good, Smiley. Fuck you covers just about everything. 131 00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:12,806 - I paid for that beer. - Don't be so goddamn stingy, Bock. 132 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,145 What goes around comes around. The more you give the more you get. 133 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:19,208 The cup's half full, half empty. 134 00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:22,119 Reality is all in how you perceive it. Isn't that right, Kyle? 135 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,714 Everything you say is right, Perry. 136 00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:28,727 If you ain't the most beautiful bastard I ever seen, I don't know who is. 137 00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:32,731 God, I love you. You got it all, kid. 138 00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:35,859 You're an angel, you're a saint, you're a cowboy, you're an Indian... 139 00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:38,336 you're the devil sent here to keep us all honest. 140 00:16:39,239 --> 00:16:40,729 Are you in or out? 141 00:16:41,441 --> 00:16:43,500 He's in. Definitely in. 142 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,181 You talk too much. 143 00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:54,454 I'm coming. I'm coming. 144 00:16:54,521 --> 00:16:57,752 I know you love me. I love you too. 145 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:04,797 If you didn't bite everybody, I wouldn't have to keep you in here all the time. 146 00:17:05,832 --> 00:17:08,960 And you're so fucking tough. 147 00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:14,001 Good-looking, but so tough. 148 00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:45,396 Remember me? 149 00:17:47,874 --> 00:17:50,365 The man who returned your wallet? 150 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,883 Aren't you gonna talk to me? 151 00:18:00,988 --> 00:18:03,821 You know the first thing I thought about when I saw you here? 152 00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:07,289 I really did think that-- 153 00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:10,819 no, hope's a better word for it-- 154 00:18:10,897 --> 00:18:13,263 that you were out here lookin' for me. 155 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,322 Are you? 156 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,900 I couldn't sleep. 157 00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:23,865 I know you've got a lot of things on your mind right now... 158 00:18:23,944 --> 00:18:25,878 with the wedding coming up... 159 00:18:27,114 --> 00:18:28,706 and everything. 160 00:18:36,923 --> 00:18:38,857 I can understand that. 161 00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:43,829 So... 162 00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:48,200 I'll be saying good night. 163 00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,635 Good night. 164 00:18:58,879 --> 00:19:00,471 Good night. 165 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,644 Let's go, young 'uns. 166 00:19:35,649 --> 00:19:38,812 You sure you don't wanna come? I hate leavin' you here all alone. 167 00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:41,319 I'd rather not, Dad. It's just the weekend. 168 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:44,516 Besides, I have so much to do yet before the wedding. 169 00:19:44,591 --> 00:19:46,559 - You take it easy, honey. - I will. 170 00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:49,322 - Maybe I'll take a swim at the club. - That's a good idea. 171 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,829 Bye. 172 00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:56,326 IfJessie calls, make sure to give him our number at the lake. 173 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,837 Don't you worry, honey. Have a good time. 174 00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:02,432 Be good. 175 00:20:22,195 --> 00:20:24,755 - We'll be going now, Miss April. - Thanks,Jimmy. 176 00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:27,925 Lookin' forward to the big day. The gardenias your mom and I planted... 177 00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,401 are special for your bouquet. 178 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:33,371 They're lovely. You make sure and take some home for yourself. 179 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,567 Thank you, Miss April. 180 00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:37,234 - Good-bye. - Bye-bye. 181 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,440 I want you to get out of my house. 182 00:21:50,617 --> 00:21:51,879 Do you hear me? 183 00:21:51,952 --> 00:21:55,217 Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to inconvenience you. 184 00:21:55,288 --> 00:21:57,279 It's just I needed a nice hot shower. 185 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,723 This sure is nice-smellin' soap. 186 00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:00,953 I'm warnin' you. 187 00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:02,961 No wonder women smell so good. 188 00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,963 What is it? Essence of lilac? 189 00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:08,467 I want you to leave immediately or I'm gonna call the police. 190 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,526 No, ma'am, I don't think you will. 191 00:22:10,604 --> 00:22:12,834 Our chance meeting last night clued me into you. 192 00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:15,568 Is this for extra dry? My hair's awful sensitive. 193 00:22:15,642 --> 00:22:19,203 I don't care about your hair! Just get your dog and go! 194 00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:21,577 How can I do that when it says right here on the bottle... 195 00:22:21,648 --> 00:22:25,914 Wait three minutes after conditioning or your hair will be unmanageable? 196 00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:29,187 If you got any ideas about goin' near that phone... 197 00:22:29,256 --> 00:22:32,657 I might just take it upon myself to walk out on the front lawn... 198 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,320 naked-- bare ass naked. 199 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,989 You wouldn't want that, would you? 200 00:23:07,193 --> 00:23:09,957 It's a beautiful day, isn't it? 201 00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:21,406 You had your chance, but you didn't run away, did you? 202 00:23:21,474 --> 00:23:23,442 No, I didn't. 203 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:27,606 And you didn't call the police either. 204 00:23:29,749 --> 00:23:31,341 No, I didn't. 205 00:23:32,552 --> 00:23:34,417 Why not? 206 00:23:34,487 --> 00:23:36,284 Do you suppose-- 207 00:23:37,891 --> 00:23:41,588 I hope you don't mind, but I helped myself to a bottle of champagne. 208 00:23:42,729 --> 00:23:45,596 We usually try not to drink during the day, but... 209 00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:49,066 this being a special occasion, I figured what the hell. 210 00:23:55,175 --> 00:23:57,643 You frighten me. 211 00:23:57,711 --> 00:23:59,303 I understand. 212 00:24:00,714 --> 00:24:03,512 I'm sorry I had to come into your house like this, but... 213 00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:07,952 since I'm only gonna be in town a day or so, that doesn't give us much time. 214 00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:14,385 And I knew you wouldn't mind. 215 00:24:17,063 --> 00:24:19,759 I mean, let's go over there... 216 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,767 sit on the couch... 217 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:26,272 and we'll get to know one another. 218 00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:30,835 You're the cockiest son of a bitch I've ever met in my life. 219 00:24:30,910 --> 00:24:33,003 No, not really. 220 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:35,775 I just like to hear myself talk. 221 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:39,444 And I like beautiful things. 222 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:43,285 And a woman like you comes along only once in a lifetime. 223 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,620 - Bullshit. - I swear. 224 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,628 When I leave... 225 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,961 I'd like you to give me a bottle of your perfume. 226 00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:01,603 And as I'm driving from town to town... 227 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:03,938 I'll put a little on my hand... 228 00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:09,373 right there... 229 00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:14,515 and I'll bring it up to my nose, and every time I smell it... 230 00:25:14,587 --> 00:25:17,522 I'll remember you and how beautiful you are. 231 00:25:23,329 --> 00:25:25,820 You got a mole on your shoulder. 232 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,426 Looks like a little kiss. 233 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:38,143 Help me if you don't have beautiful skin. 234 00:25:41,314 --> 00:25:43,578 You smell so good. 235 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:46,244 I can't keep my hands off of you. 236 00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:49,880 I was gonna come and just have a shower and a hot cup of coffee, but... 237 00:25:52,025 --> 00:25:54,960 you excite me so much I can't help myself. 238 00:25:57,797 --> 00:26:00,732 Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 239 00:26:20,854 --> 00:26:22,788 Oh, boy... 240 00:26:23,857 --> 00:26:26,087 there it is. 241 00:26:29,229 --> 00:26:33,029 I went to a store in the Mojave out in California... 242 00:26:33,099 --> 00:26:36,193 and the man there taught me how to use one of these. 243 00:26:36,269 --> 00:26:39,500 Thought for sure I was gonna buy one. 244 00:26:39,572 --> 00:26:41,233 Told me... 245 00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:45,107 he shot a video of his wife playin' with herself. 246 00:26:45,178 --> 00:26:47,339 Can you imagine that? A total stranger... 247 00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:50,644 tellin' me something like that? 248 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:05,794 Look. There you are on TV. 249 00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,606 How about a little smile? 250 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,274 You don't feel like smilin'? 251 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,115 I can understand that. 252 00:27:25,351 --> 00:27:27,319 But April... 253 00:27:27,387 --> 00:27:28,979 darlin'... 254 00:27:30,223 --> 00:27:33,090 I didn't just show up here by mistake. 255 00:27:33,159 --> 00:27:35,093 You invited me. 256 00:27:36,663 --> 00:27:39,359 You might not know it, but you did. 257 00:27:41,434 --> 00:27:44,130 It's all right there in your eyes. 258 00:29:45,391 --> 00:29:46,790 It's me, baby. 259 00:29:46,859 --> 00:29:50,022 I just spoke to the real estate agent in Tuscaloosa. 260 00:29:50,096 --> 00:29:52,189 The condo's ours. 261 00:29:52,265 --> 00:29:54,631 Congratulations. 262 00:29:54,701 --> 00:29:57,431 I'm gonna stay up here a few more days and lock things down... 263 00:29:57,503 --> 00:30:00,734 and make sure everything is perfect when we get here, okay? 264 00:30:00,807 --> 00:30:02,866 I love you, baby. 265 00:30:02,942 --> 00:30:04,534 Big kiss. 266 00:30:05,611 --> 00:30:07,101 Bye. 267 00:30:45,451 --> 00:30:47,385 April, honey. 268 00:30:49,956 --> 00:30:51,890 Let me look at you. 269 00:30:52,959 --> 00:30:54,893 You're gonna be the prettiest bride... 270 00:30:54,961 --> 00:30:59,660 since your grandma walked down that staircase on her daddy's arms. 271 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:04,369 We got that photograph of you and that handsome beau of yours... 272 00:31:04,437 --> 00:31:07,497 just dancin' away at the sorority ball. 273 00:31:07,573 --> 00:31:09,803 Wait a minute. Belle. 274 00:31:09,876 --> 00:31:13,141 I got a surprise for you. Look who come to visit. 275 00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:15,737 Well, I can see. 276 00:31:16,883 --> 00:31:18,510 April, honey... 277 00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:22,179 how wonderful of you to come out all this way just to see us. 278 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,656 Are those flowers for me? 279 00:31:26,726 --> 00:31:30,059 Do I smell freesias? My favorite? 280 00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:32,597 I stopped and picked them fresh on the way over. 281 00:31:32,665 --> 00:31:34,599 How thoughtful of you. 282 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,328 I watched you drive in. 283 00:31:36,402 --> 00:31:39,599 I see your daddy bought you a new car for graduation. 284 00:31:39,672 --> 00:31:42,038 It's for graduation and the wedding, Belle. 285 00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:44,576 Chad's parents bought him one too, only his is red. 286 00:31:44,644 --> 00:31:48,205 I can still see that Lincoln convertible... 287 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,250 that Belle's daddy bought for her graduation. 288 00:31:51,317 --> 00:31:52,841 It was white... 289 00:31:52,919 --> 00:31:56,878 and it had the softest tan leather upholstery... 290 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:59,891 you ever laid your eyes on. 291 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,088 April... 292 00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:06,757 you turned out to be a beautiful young woman. 293 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:10,234 Belle and I are so proud of you. 294 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:11,895 Thank you. 295 00:32:15,575 --> 00:32:17,941 Well, come here and tell me, child. 296 00:32:18,010 --> 00:32:20,843 Have you tamed Chad yet? 297 00:32:20,913 --> 00:32:23,143 And don't you do it either. 298 00:32:23,216 --> 00:32:25,912 Just keep him wild as long as you can. 299 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,044 You're incorrigible, Grandma. 300 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,588 Well, now, don't you Grandma me, April. 301 00:32:31,657 --> 00:32:34,558 You know very well what I'm talking about too. 302 00:32:34,627 --> 00:32:37,460 I've been watching you at parties... 303 00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:39,725 with boys ever since you were a little girl. 304 00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:42,427 And I might say, you come by it naturally. 305 00:32:45,872 --> 00:32:48,272 I know I seem so sure of myself. 306 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,102 Sometimes... 307 00:32:56,215 --> 00:32:58,979 I get this feeling inside, Belle... 308 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,312 and I'm so scared. 309 00:33:02,989 --> 00:33:05,787 I really find that hard to believe, April. 310 00:33:07,927 --> 00:33:11,192 When I was your age, I was expecting a baby. 311 00:33:12,765 --> 00:33:17,099 That was the year my father died and everything fell on my shoulders. 312 00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:21,333 Your grandfather, rest his soul... 313 00:33:21,407 --> 00:33:23,671 he wasn't much help to me. 314 00:33:24,744 --> 00:33:28,976 But he was the most handsome and virile man in the county. 315 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:34,986 And every woman that set her eyes on him wanted him. 316 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,078 So... 317 00:33:36,155 --> 00:33:40,524 I disciplined myself to play the cards that life dealt me. 318 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,285 And you never had second thoughts? 319 00:33:44,597 --> 00:33:48,431 Oh, April, second thoughts are a luxury I've never afforded myself. 320 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,135 And neither should you. 321 00:33:52,838 --> 00:33:56,069 It's just everything is moving so fast. 322 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,305 I feel... 323 00:34:03,382 --> 00:34:06,010 that I haven't had enough time... 324 00:34:07,386 --> 00:34:08,819 for me. 325 00:34:11,724 --> 00:34:15,558 Delilah, if my mom or anyone else calls, could you tell them I'm here... 326 00:34:15,628 --> 00:34:17,858 but that I'm out taking a walk or something. 327 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:20,455 I just don't feel like going home yet. 328 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:28,202 I don't know if your father told you... 329 00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:31,300 but I'm arranging for you to have this house after I'm gone. 330 00:34:32,511 --> 00:34:36,038 This house and the property from here to Two Moon Junction. 331 00:34:39,218 --> 00:34:41,345 I don't know what to say. 332 00:34:44,357 --> 00:34:49,124 There'll be a trust to take care of the taxes and general maintenance... 333 00:34:49,195 --> 00:34:51,425 and all I need you to do... 334 00:34:51,497 --> 00:34:53,931 is to make sure that when your time comes... 335 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,368 you see that it stays in the family. 336 00:34:58,437 --> 00:35:00,837 Can you do that for me? 337 00:35:00,906 --> 00:35:02,931 Of course. 338 00:35:03,009 --> 00:35:05,773 And I also wanna say... 339 00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:07,710 how proud I am... 340 00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:10,681 that you've chosen to wear my wedding dress. 341 00:35:16,889 --> 00:35:18,823 You deserve it, honey. 342 00:35:58,898 --> 00:36:00,832 Earl, it's Belle. 343 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,630 Belle. How are you, sugar? 344 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:06,467 I'd like you to do a little somethin' for me. 345 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:11,075 No problem. I'll keep an eye on her. 346 00:36:12,478 --> 00:36:15,811 Remember, save me a dance at that weddin'. 347 00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:23,380 Excuse me. 348 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:26,850 You from the welcome wagon? 349 00:37:26,919 --> 00:37:29,979 - I'm looking for the other man? - What other man? 350 00:37:30,055 --> 00:37:32,683 I'm the only man. I'm the last one left. 351 00:37:32,758 --> 00:37:36,387 The rest of'em are gone. If I find me a good woman, I'm goin' too. 352 00:37:38,264 --> 00:37:40,892 The other man, Perry. Do you know where he is? 353 00:37:40,966 --> 00:37:45,903 Oh, him? Do you know he got run over by a train, lost both his legs? 354 00:37:45,971 --> 00:37:47,962 He died this morning. 355 00:37:50,910 --> 00:37:53,003 Good-bye. 356 00:37:53,078 --> 00:37:55,444 I think I'm in love. 357 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,659 Got any liquor in your purse? 358 00:38:53,839 --> 00:38:56,774 Well, you got some money. Go get me some. 359 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:00,572 Go with her. 360 00:39:01,847 --> 00:39:03,974 Bourbon. Get me some bourbon. 361 00:39:05,784 --> 00:39:07,251 Go on. 362 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,648 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just drunk. 363 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:16,355 Maybe she's right. 364 00:39:17,429 --> 00:39:20,489 Maybe I should come back when you're feeling better. 365 00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:25,860 Bourbon. 366 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,438 Get me some bourbon. 367 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,671 You fucking asshole. 368 00:39:42,121 --> 00:39:44,555 What the hell am I doing here? 369 00:39:44,623 --> 00:39:48,354 Well, he does have a certain charm about him when he's not like this. 370 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,955 What are you gonna do, you know? 371 00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:57,525 Let's just go get the son of a bitch some liquor. 372 00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:58,934 Keep me company. 373 00:40:01,073 --> 00:40:02,370 Tom, get in the back. 374 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:05,137 You ever been in one of these before? 375 00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:08,077 - No, I haven't. - Oh, you're gonna like it. 376 00:40:08,147 --> 00:40:10,081 It's a little bumpy. 377 00:40:25,364 --> 00:40:28,094 I swear to God, I can't stand 'em when they get drunk. 378 00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:31,534 Believe me, I learned you never wanna mess with them when they get that way. 379 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,594 You just gotta ride it out till it passes. 380 00:40:33,672 --> 00:40:35,765 With most, if they ain't drunk, they're dull. 381 00:40:35,841 --> 00:40:39,208 I'm glad you came along 'cause he was startin' to drive me crazy. 382 00:40:39,278 --> 00:40:42,907 - You got a cigarette? - I don't smoke. 383 00:40:43,849 --> 00:40:45,544 Fucking dickhead! 384 00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:48,814 God, I wish I had that discipline. I tried to quit once... 385 00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:51,447 and I thought I'm gonna die sooner or later anyway. 386 00:40:51,523 --> 00:40:53,889 What'd you say your name was? April? 387 00:40:55,127 --> 00:40:58,028 I knew it! You're the one that's about to be married, right? 388 00:40:58,097 --> 00:41:01,191 Perry told me all about you the first time we met. I'm Patti-Jean. 389 00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:03,234 Hang on. 390 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:14,279 Did that son of a bitch make you take an AI DS test before he fucked you? 391 00:41:16,382 --> 00:41:17,974 I didn't think so. 392 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:20,314 He said it wasn't 'cause he was afraid of dying. 393 00:41:20,386 --> 00:41:23,787 He just didn't want to be spreadin' the disease on down the line. 394 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:28,555 Personally, I think he didn't want to die and have people think he was gay. 395 00:41:28,627 --> 00:41:31,460 He's pretty enough to give that impression. 396 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,997 Kind of humiliated me. 397 00:41:33,065 --> 00:41:35,226 Wanna really talk about humiliating? 398 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,530 I know this girl who flies with Savannah... 399 00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:40,094 and she told me that when people die on airplanes... 400 00:41:40,172 --> 00:41:44,632 they lock 'em in the fuckin' bathroom until they land. 401 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:48,806 Now, I ask you, if that ain't the ultimate humiliation, what is? 402 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,317 Ending up your life on a toilet seat 3 5,000 feet in the air. 403 00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:55,512 You know? Shit. Hang on. 404 00:42:05,364 --> 00:42:06,991 We're here. 405 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:17,099 Shit. Hey! What kind of liquor did he say he wanted? 406 00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:20,071 Bourbon, right. 407 00:42:20,145 --> 00:42:23,171 You got a bathroom? Good. I'm gonna pee my pants. 408 00:42:23,248 --> 00:42:25,341 Get the liquor. I gotta go to the bathroom bad. 409 00:42:45,804 --> 00:42:47,772 Now you know my secret. 410 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,570 I put a little rouge on 'em. 411 00:42:50,642 --> 00:42:53,133 Makes it easier to see through my blouse. 412 00:42:53,212 --> 00:42:55,737 It's a real '60s thing to do, but I think it's cute. 413 00:42:55,814 --> 00:42:59,045 Boys would just howl when I wore pink angora sweaters in junior high. 414 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:02,349 I love angora. You ever put yours in the refrigerator? 415 00:43:02,421 --> 00:43:04,582 Makes it real fuzzy. 416 00:43:07,092 --> 00:43:09,583 I bet you got great tits. I can tell. 417 00:43:09,661 --> 00:43:12,221 - You shouldn't be ashamed of'em. - I'm not. 418 00:43:12,297 --> 00:43:15,858 And your hair would look a hell of a lot sexier if you wet it and slick it back. 419 00:43:15,934 --> 00:43:18,562 I know. I'm a hairdresser. I know what the fuck I'm talkin' about. 420 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,662 If I do one, I do 30 makeovers a week. 421 00:43:20,739 --> 00:43:23,867 And that top would look so much better if you weren't wearing a bra. 422 00:43:25,444 --> 00:43:27,969 - Wanna let me try it on? - What? 423 00:43:28,046 --> 00:43:29,741 I'll shut the door. 424 00:43:33,352 --> 00:43:35,946 - Come on. Let me try it on. - Okay. 425 00:43:37,523 --> 00:43:38,785 That's nice. 426 00:43:39,725 --> 00:43:41,750 You wanna try on mine? 427 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:44,728 Come on. I designed it myself. It'll look so cute on you. 428 00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:48,061 You've got the perfect figure for it. Perfect. 429 00:43:48,133 --> 00:43:50,294 Come on. Don't be shy. 430 00:43:50,369 --> 00:43:53,304 Just put it on say good-bye to princess. 431 00:43:54,706 --> 00:43:56,264 Sorry. 432 00:43:56,341 --> 00:44:00,710 Look, I know it would look good on you, and I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 433 00:44:00,779 --> 00:44:02,713 Perry will love it. 434 00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:21,060 Looks good, doesn't it? 435 00:44:22,067 --> 00:44:23,659 Let's see. 436 00:44:30,576 --> 00:44:34,637 It's at moments like this I can see why guys like women so much. 437 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,220 And this damn bull-- 438 00:44:43,288 --> 00:44:46,121 he kept workin' around in the undergrowth. 439 00:44:46,992 --> 00:44:49,586 Here, honey, money. 440 00:44:54,199 --> 00:44:55,325 Help! 441 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,368 Holy shit! 442 00:45:01,673 --> 00:45:04,608 It's closed. Oh, damn it! 443 00:45:04,676 --> 00:45:06,610 I can't-- Speed, where are you? 444 00:45:06,678 --> 00:45:09,579 How do you stop this thing? 445 00:45:11,683 --> 00:45:13,378 Somebody get Perry! 446 00:45:13,452 --> 00:45:14,976 Hey, rube! 447 00:45:56,995 --> 00:46:01,091 Stay in your cars. Stay in your cars. Wait till they all stop. 448 00:46:04,269 --> 00:46:07,761 What the hell is wrong with you? You all right? 449 00:46:09,274 --> 00:46:11,208 You see that, you cheap son of a bitch? 450 00:46:11,276 --> 00:46:16,009 Those kids could have been killed! People put their lives in your hands! 451 00:46:16,081 --> 00:46:18,345 - You got a responsibility to them! - Fuck you! 452 00:46:18,417 --> 00:46:20,908 Fuck you. Everything is fuck you/ 453 00:46:20,986 --> 00:46:24,080 Everything boils down to fuckin' money. 454 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,851 You want money? Here. 455 00:46:25,924 --> 00:46:29,519 - Take it! Take it all! - Money, that's what I like. 456 00:46:29,594 --> 00:46:30,925 Stand back! 457 00:46:35,634 --> 00:46:38,432 What you got there, Bock? 458 00:46:38,503 --> 00:46:40,403 Is that a gun? 459 00:46:49,448 --> 00:46:53,282 Get 'em, Perry! It'll take the French Foreign Legion and the National Guard... 460 00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:55,946 and the battleship Missouri to take my Perry. 461 00:46:58,657 --> 00:47:00,215 I gotta tell you something. 462 00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:04,251 He got me so hot the first time I thought I'd go through the ceiling. 463 00:47:04,329 --> 00:47:07,821 He was even better than my second husband and he was from Pittsburgh. 464 00:47:12,270 --> 00:47:13,635 Come on, boy! 465 00:47:21,947 --> 00:47:24,245 Holy shit! 466 00:47:25,317 --> 00:47:27,080 Hang on. 467 00:47:48,774 --> 00:47:50,139 Motherfucker! 468 00:47:51,676 --> 00:47:52,904 Jerk! 469 00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:57,278 Scumbag! 470 00:47:57,349 --> 00:47:58,714 Cocksucker! 471 00:48:03,688 --> 00:48:06,350 When's the last time you took a bath, moron? 472 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,519 Thanks. 473 00:48:20,806 --> 00:48:23,866 Stand back! Move back before somebody gets hurt! 474 00:48:27,646 --> 00:48:30,706 Easy. Come on now. Take it easy. 475 00:48:39,758 --> 00:48:42,056 Get off him! 476 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:44,652 Let him alone or I'm gonna-- I'm gonna-- 477 00:48:50,502 --> 00:48:54,529 Get your fuckin' dog and your fuckin' girls... 478 00:48:54,606 --> 00:48:57,439 and get out of here, now! 479 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:12,845 You want some? 480 00:50:37,042 --> 00:50:39,306 The lady's got a secret... 481 00:50:39,377 --> 00:50:40,742 don't ya? 482 00:50:42,881 --> 00:50:45,281 I ain't got no secret. 483 00:50:46,217 --> 00:50:49,118 I ain't got nothin' except a bike... 484 00:50:49,187 --> 00:50:51,212 a truck... 485 00:50:51,289 --> 00:50:54,986 a post office box in Clearwater, Florida. 486 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:37,226 So what color's your living room? 487 00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:40,897 White, but it's not my house. It's my parents'. 488 00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:43,202 Is your bedroom white too? 489 00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:45,572 It's beige in a floral print. 490 00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:49,080 My whole place is wood-paneled. I never lived in anything else. 491 00:51:49,147 --> 00:51:51,081 Except when I lived in Vegas. 492 00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:53,174 I was married to this guy in the air force. 493 00:51:53,251 --> 00:51:55,776 They put us up in this place that was gray. 494 00:51:55,854 --> 00:51:58,118 A prefab with a balcony. 495 00:51:59,557 --> 00:52:01,650 You wanna dance? 496 00:52:01,726 --> 00:52:04,524 Come on. We're here. Let's have fun. 497 00:52:04,596 --> 00:52:08,760 This is my favorite song, and you're gonna dance with me now. 498 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,573 Go to him. 499 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:29,111 Ask him to take you for a ride on his bike. 500 00:53:31,316 --> 00:53:33,716 Nothing but the sound of the engine... 501 00:53:34,953 --> 00:53:37,217 and the clouds in the sky. 502 00:53:41,192 --> 00:53:43,626 Don't worry about me. 503 00:53:43,695 --> 00:53:46,493 I'm takin'a bus out of here in the morning. 504 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:50,227 I don't know where I'm goin'... 505 00:53:50,301 --> 00:53:52,735 but I can't wait to get there. 506 00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:42,625 Delilah? It's me, April. 507 00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:44,099 April, honey? 508 00:57:44,168 --> 00:57:47,001 Did my mother or anyone else call for me? 509 00:57:47,071 --> 00:57:48,902 Why, no, honey. 510 00:57:48,973 --> 00:57:52,136 Well, if they do, could you just tell them that I'm on my way home? 511 00:57:52,210 --> 00:57:55,236 - Of course. - Thanks. 512 00:57:55,313 --> 00:57:56,905 Bye-bye. 513 00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:22,431 It's okay. You can stay. 514 00:58:24,809 --> 00:58:27,744 - Where are you from? - Puerto Rico. 515 00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:32,107 Is that your sister? 516 00:58:34,018 --> 00:58:35,178 Cousin? 517 00:58:44,996 --> 00:58:48,295 Can you ask your friend why she's not wearing any underwear? 518 00:59:00,678 --> 00:59:02,543 She said she washed them last night... 519 00:59:02,613 --> 00:59:05,480 and they're not dry enough to wear this morning. 520 00:59:05,550 --> 00:59:06,949 She only has one pair? 521 00:59:10,488 --> 00:59:12,718 You son of a bitch. 522 00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:16,055 Bed's barely cold, you're already trying to get someone else into it? 523 00:59:16,127 --> 00:59:18,721 What the hell. I figured as long as the room's paid for... 524 00:59:18,796 --> 00:59:20,730 I might as well get my money's worth. 525 00:59:23,134 --> 00:59:25,568 You hollow, manipulative piece of shit. 526 00:59:25,636 --> 00:59:28,332 Everything you are is between your legs. 527 00:59:28,406 --> 00:59:32,274 Then why don't you come over here and give me a kiss good morning. 528 00:59:39,550 --> 00:59:42,178 I tried to go home. I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. 529 00:59:42,253 --> 00:59:43,652 It's called lust. 530 00:59:45,189 --> 00:59:47,589 Yeah. There's no mistaking it. 531 00:59:47,658 --> 00:59:52,288 What's happened to April is she's come face to face with her libido. 532 00:59:52,363 --> 00:59:54,923 Fuck you! I don't have to take this shit! 533 00:59:59,003 --> 01:00:02,131 I bet you didn't think I knew what that word meant, but I do. 534 01:00:02,206 --> 01:00:05,232 Libido! Unchecked desire. 535 01:00:05,309 --> 01:00:07,903 Who the fuck do you think you are? You come to my house and take me-- 536 01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:11,312 That's not your house, sweetheart. It's your mommy and daddy's house... 537 01:00:11,382 --> 01:00:12,679 and you invited me. 538 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:15,116 I don't recall giving you my address and phone number! 539 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:17,313 You came here 'cause you wanted to. 540 01:00:17,388 --> 01:00:21,051 You can believe anything you want. You're so far gone, there's no hope. 541 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:23,491 You're psychotic. You know what that means? 542 01:00:23,561 --> 01:00:28,260 Fundamental mental derangement. You are beyond social redemption. 543 01:00:28,332 --> 01:00:32,029 - It's better than being hysterical. - You lose, mister. You're all alone. 544 01:00:32,103 --> 01:00:35,630 You don't care about anybody, and nobody gives a shit about you! 545 01:00:35,706 --> 01:00:38,675 That's right, baby. I'm the phantom of the night. 546 01:00:38,743 --> 01:00:40,540 - Asshole. - Princess. 547 01:00:40,611 --> 01:00:42,545 - Motherfucker. - Sweet pea. 548 01:00:42,613 --> 01:00:44,240 - Cocksucker. - Dreamboat. 549 01:00:44,315 --> 01:00:46,306 - Scumbag. - Precious. 550 01:00:46,384 --> 01:00:48,443 - Pig shit. - Dumpling. 551 01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:51,977 - Scumbag! - You already said that! 552 01:00:53,424 --> 01:00:56,621 - You bastard! - You better be careful what you say... 553 01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:59,185 or people around here might think we like each other. 554 01:00:59,263 --> 01:01:02,357 You can rot in hell, for all I care. 555 01:01:07,672 --> 01:01:10,402 I'm sorry for the disturbance, folks. 556 01:01:10,474 --> 01:01:13,534 You got to admit, that's one special wacko chick. 557 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:31,722 I'm gonna buy you breakfast, asshole. 558 01:01:45,643 --> 01:01:48,908 You know, I have a grandmother... 559 01:01:48,980 --> 01:01:51,881 that I'm sure was about the hottest thing on the planet. 560 01:01:53,150 --> 01:01:55,778 There was a time every Saturday night... 561 01:01:55,853 --> 01:01:59,289 and they dressed up in tuxedos and gowns... 562 01:01:59,357 --> 01:02:03,316 and all go down to our pavilion at Two Moon Junction and dance all night. 563 01:02:03,394 --> 01:02:05,453 - Two Moon Junction? - Yeah. 564 01:02:05,529 --> 01:02:07,997 That's my favorite place in all the world. 565 01:02:10,167 --> 01:02:12,795 My great-great-grandaddy was a pirate, you know. 566 01:02:16,741 --> 01:02:18,675 Really. 567 01:02:18,743 --> 01:02:20,711 Yeah, he and LaFitte and a bunch of the others... 568 01:02:20,778 --> 01:02:23,042 got very pissed off at the slave traders... 569 01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:27,676 and started raiding their ships and setting slaves free in South America. 570 01:02:27,752 --> 01:02:30,448 My grandmother says it was because they had this dream... 571 01:02:30,521 --> 01:02:33,422 of America being the last bastion of freedom. 572 01:02:35,092 --> 01:02:37,686 But then they realized that the problem was bigger than they were... 573 01:02:37,762 --> 01:02:40,026 and they really couldn't do anything about it. 574 01:02:40,097 --> 01:02:42,793 So they settled on the land and started raising cotton. 575 01:02:42,867 --> 01:02:45,893 And put the slaves to work on the plantation. 576 01:02:48,172 --> 01:02:50,265 My grandmother says he did it... 577 01:02:50,341 --> 01:02:54,641 because he finally came to understand there would never be heaven on Earth. 578 01:02:54,712 --> 01:02:57,476 For as long as the Earth turns, there's always going to be corruption. 579 01:02:57,548 --> 01:02:59,641 Nothing was ever going to be perfect. 580 01:02:59,717 --> 01:03:01,309 What you mean to say... 581 01:03:01,385 --> 01:03:04,081 is that there was more money in cotton than in being a hero. 582 01:03:07,391 --> 01:03:08,824 Something like that. 583 01:03:08,893 --> 01:03:11,589 You're going to make a hell of a lawyer, sweetheart. 584 01:03:11,662 --> 01:03:13,596 I expect to live a double life. 585 01:03:15,733 --> 01:03:18,201 Maybe even a triple one, if I get lucky. 586 01:03:19,937 --> 01:03:22,838 And here I thought you were just another tight-ass princess. 587 01:03:27,011 --> 01:03:28,911 Well, you look like a princess... 588 01:03:28,979 --> 01:03:31,209 you talk like a princess... 589 01:03:31,282 --> 01:03:33,682 and you definitely have a tight ass. 590 01:04:30,374 --> 01:04:31,568 Darling... 591 01:04:34,078 --> 01:04:37,309 don't ever take a Southern woman for granted. 592 01:05:20,891 --> 01:05:22,324 Excuse me, son. 593 01:05:22,393 --> 01:05:25,226 Is that your rig parked over there at Malcolm's place? 594 01:05:43,047 --> 01:05:45,641 Well, there they be, son-- 595 01:05:45,716 --> 01:05:48,241 Jonah and Jonah,Junior. 596 01:05:48,319 --> 01:05:52,380 They're so old, they can't remember who is Pappy and who is son. 597 01:05:54,391 --> 01:05:57,292 They're weird and full of superstition. 598 01:05:57,361 --> 01:05:59,420 Burying a dead animal on their land... 599 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:01,988 could cause the cows to give bloody milk... 600 01:06:02,066 --> 01:06:04,227 or bring on a swarm of locusts. 601 01:06:06,036 --> 01:06:08,869 Jonah? Jonah,Junior? 602 01:06:08,939 --> 01:06:11,430 I told this boy here if he'd dig up his animal... 603 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:15,172 I might be able to persuade you to drop the charges against him. 604 01:06:15,246 --> 01:06:17,510 You see, it was dark, and he wanted... 605 01:06:17,581 --> 01:06:20,550 a nice place to put his animal to rest. 606 01:06:20,618 --> 01:06:24,952 He didn't know he was trespassing, and he's sorry. 607 01:06:28,959 --> 01:06:31,086 Do yourself a favor, son. 608 01:06:49,513 --> 01:06:51,003 I loved my dog. 609 01:07:22,179 --> 01:07:26,206 The song they're singing goes way back. It's a kind of prayer. 610 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:34,990 So... 611 01:07:35,059 --> 01:07:38,028 where did you say you hail from, son? 612 01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:40,461 The East. 613 01:07:40,531 --> 01:07:43,364 Anywhere near Cambridge, Massachusetts? 614 01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:45,459 No, sir. 615 01:07:45,536 --> 01:07:49,939 My grandson's going up there this fall to Harvard Law School. 616 01:07:50,007 --> 01:07:52,168 I wish him luck. 617 01:07:52,242 --> 01:07:56,576 We're talking about $3 2,000 a year tuition, room and board. 618 01:07:56,647 --> 01:07:59,047 But it ain't gonna cost me a penny, no siree... 619 01:07:59,116 --> 01:08:03,246 because, thank the Lord, we got people around here who recognize... 620 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:06,346 and support outstanding achievement. 621 01:08:11,762 --> 01:08:14,060 You know who Little Richard is, don't you? 622 01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:15,894 Sure. 623 01:08:15,966 --> 01:08:18,992 I remember when he used to ride around here in his Cadillac... 624 01:08:19,069 --> 01:08:22,232 always raisin' Billy hell. 625 01:08:23,173 --> 01:08:26,904 It got so bad, finally the judge had to throw his black ass out of the county... 626 01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:29,810 and told him never to come back. 627 01:08:35,352 --> 01:08:37,877 What I'm trying to say, son, is... 628 01:08:37,955 --> 01:08:42,153 not much goes on in this county... 629 01:08:42,226 --> 01:08:44,251 that I don't know about. 630 01:08:49,233 --> 01:08:50,359 Savvy? 631 01:09:24,168 --> 01:09:26,261 Did you get your manicure? 632 01:09:31,809 --> 01:09:34,471 You look absolutely beautiful. 633 01:09:39,249 --> 01:09:43,583 Jenny, you have done a wonderful job on the dresses. Thank you so much. 634 01:09:43,654 --> 01:09:45,918 They look great. 635 01:09:47,658 --> 01:09:49,387 You know... 636 01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:52,258 Alice in Wonderland has always been my favorite story. 637 01:09:53,464 --> 01:09:57,059 I always dreamed of having a storybook wedding, and now I am. 638 01:10:01,972 --> 01:10:04,805 The shoes and the hat-- 639 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:06,809 It's perfect. 640 01:10:14,952 --> 01:10:17,614 Wow. Pretty exciting, isn't it? 641 01:10:21,992 --> 01:10:25,587 I just love these dresses. They make us all look so good. 642 01:10:25,662 --> 01:10:27,960 Makes your tits look bigger this way. 643 01:10:28,031 --> 01:10:30,090 If you don't mind, April, honey, I'm planning on using... 644 01:10:30,167 --> 01:10:32,601 these kind of dresses for my wedding... 645 01:10:32,669 --> 01:10:35,297 if I ever get married, which I probably won't. 646 01:10:35,372 --> 01:10:38,933 But if I do, these types of dresses would be nice. 647 01:10:39,009 --> 01:10:42,240 You're welcome to it, sugar pie. I won't be needing it after tomorrow. 648 01:10:42,312 --> 01:10:45,213 Besides, next time I get married, I'm gonna run off to Las Vegas... 649 01:10:45,282 --> 01:10:47,807 and do it in a hot tub. 650 01:10:47,885 --> 01:10:50,615 You bite your tongue! 651 01:10:50,687 --> 01:10:53,918 Carolee, honey, could you give us a moment alone, please? 652 01:10:53,991 --> 01:10:57,085 This is gonna be a wonderful wedding. I can't wait. 653 01:10:58,662 --> 01:11:00,653 Honey... 654 01:11:00,731 --> 01:11:04,223 there's so little time, and I thought-- 655 01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,701 Well, I thought since you and Chad... 656 01:11:06,770 --> 01:11:08,704 are still going to school... 657 01:11:08,772 --> 01:11:11,639 I figured you're not counting on having a family right away... 658 01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:14,233 so I took the liberty... 659 01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:17,610 of putting together this little... 660 01:11:17,681 --> 01:11:19,615 care package for you. 661 01:11:22,486 --> 01:11:25,922 I don't know. There's a lot of things here, and I-- There's so much... 662 01:11:25,989 --> 01:11:28,651 and I don't know what you would use... 663 01:11:28,725 --> 01:11:31,489 but what do you think? 664 01:11:31,562 --> 01:11:34,963 Well, honey, I know that you know. 665 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,594 We never really talked. 666 01:11:43,006 --> 01:11:45,338 Oh, April, I'm happy. 667 01:11:48,879 --> 01:11:51,313 Sorry, Mrs. Delongpre, but April, you have to see this. 668 01:11:51,381 --> 01:11:53,349 Come with me. Come on. 669 01:12:07,631 --> 01:12:11,727 You are so beautiful 670 01:12:11,802 --> 01:12:13,360 To me 671 01:12:20,010 --> 01:12:21,910 Can't you see 672 01:12:23,747 --> 01:12:26,580 Everything I dreamed of 673 01:12:26,650 --> 01:12:31,246 You're everything I want, baby 674 01:12:33,557 --> 01:12:35,991 He's one gorgeous hunk of a man. 675 01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:58,579 Can't you see 676 01:13:05,689 --> 01:13:07,316 Isn't he the one at the carnival? 677 01:13:07,391 --> 01:13:09,621 You know, the one that found your wallet? 678 01:13:09,693 --> 01:13:11,888 Till tomorrow, April. 679 01:13:14,464 --> 01:13:16,591 Bye. 680 01:13:17,801 --> 01:13:19,735 I don't recall. 681 01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:35,718 Oh, shit. 682 01:13:40,390 --> 01:13:42,324 Thank you. 683 01:13:44,361 --> 01:13:46,693 - What's going on here? - I have no idea. 684 01:13:46,763 --> 01:13:48,697 Good afternoon, Belle. 685 01:13:55,105 --> 01:13:57,733 - Hi, Grandma. - Oh, you beautiful girls. 686 01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:01,244 You're getting more beautiful every time I see you. 687 01:14:01,311 --> 01:14:04,144 Aren't they turning into lovely young ladies, Delilah? 688 01:14:04,214 --> 01:14:06,148 Oh, yes, they are. They certainly are. 689 01:14:06,216 --> 01:14:09,549 Is that any way for the future Mrs. Chad Douglas Fairchild... 690 01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:12,452 to be dressed the day before her wedding? 691 01:14:12,522 --> 01:14:14,353 We've had fittings all day. 692 01:14:14,424 --> 01:14:17,257 Oh, you poor thing. 693 01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:19,488 What is that monstrosity? 694 01:14:19,563 --> 01:14:21,793 It's a tent, Belle. 695 01:14:21,865 --> 01:14:24,231 Well, I can see that. 696 01:14:24,301 --> 01:14:27,031 Whatever does your mother have in mind? 697 01:14:27,104 --> 01:14:29,231 It's for the buffet. 698 01:14:29,306 --> 01:14:31,866 Looks more like a circus to me. 699 01:14:32,943 --> 01:14:35,639 Girls, would you please take these cold drinks... 700 01:14:35,712 --> 01:14:38,510 out to those poor hard-working boys out there? 701 01:14:39,783 --> 01:14:42,217 - You look beautiful, Belle. - Why, thank you, dear. 702 01:14:42,285 --> 01:14:43,650 What about me? 703 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,245 That goes without saying, Delilah. 704 01:14:47,758 --> 01:14:51,125 I told you it was him. It is him! It is him! 705 01:14:51,194 --> 01:14:53,492 He said we were the cutest girls he's seen all month. 706 01:14:53,563 --> 01:14:57,522 - Come on, girls. - He's gorgeous! 707 01:14:57,601 --> 01:14:59,728 You know, it used to be that I knew the Christian name... 708 01:14:59,803 --> 01:15:02,795 of every day worker in the county. 709 01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:05,706 Nowadays, you just open the Yellow Pages... 710 01:15:05,776 --> 01:15:08,836 and dial a number and take your chances with the riffraff. 711 01:15:10,414 --> 01:15:14,316 Delilah and I are contemplating carrying pistols in our pocketbooks. 712 01:15:14,384 --> 01:15:16,318 Ain't that the truth. 713 01:15:18,021 --> 01:15:20,182 Not only is that tent an eyesore... 714 01:15:20,257 --> 01:15:22,225 it's a potential hazard. 715 01:15:22,292 --> 01:15:23,816 Young man. 716 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:31,333 Young man, can't you do something about those guy lines? 717 01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:33,961 Somebody's bound to trip on that and break their neck. 718 01:15:36,873 --> 01:15:39,103 I think this will solve your problem, ma'am. 719 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:52,750 Oh, and by the way, that's a beautiful outfit you're wearing. 720 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,792 The finest of imported silk pongee the likes of which... 721 01:15:57,861 --> 01:16:00,955 I haven't seen since Mademoiselle ran that layout... 722 01:16:01,031 --> 01:16:03,295 on Princess Di's trousseau. 723 01:16:04,501 --> 01:16:07,231 You're pushing your luck, aren't you, young man? 724 01:16:07,304 --> 01:16:10,501 I'm just trying to earn a living, ma'am. 725 01:16:10,574 --> 01:16:14,340 Minimum wage. $3.3 5 an hour. 726 01:16:14,411 --> 01:16:17,209 It's not much, but I can make it work. 727 01:16:19,149 --> 01:16:23,381 - You know, there's a line-- - Of course. That's what holds the tent. 728 01:16:23,453 --> 01:16:26,013 That's not the line I'm referring to. 729 01:16:26,089 --> 01:16:27,886 The line I'm talking about is the line... 730 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:31,826 between good manners and bad manners, order and chaos. 731 01:16:31,895 --> 01:16:34,762 - Cross that line-- - If you mean the state line... 732 01:16:34,831 --> 01:16:38,096 I've already seen it. 733 01:16:54,551 --> 01:16:57,577 There are place settings for 36, April, darling... 734 01:16:58,855 --> 01:17:01,483 taken from the court of King George... 735 01:17:01,558 --> 01:17:05,358 and handed down from eldest daughter to eldest daughter-- 736 01:17:05,428 --> 01:17:07,988 every other generation-- 737 01:17:08,064 --> 01:17:12,398 from the time our forefathers decided to legitimize themselves... 738 01:17:13,970 --> 01:17:17,064 and join a civilized society. 739 01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:21,133 Since that time, the Delongpre family can claim... 740 01:17:21,211 --> 01:17:25,045 three governors, two United States senators... 741 01:17:25,115 --> 01:17:28,107 three electives to the House of Representatives... 742 01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:31,848 a Supreme Court justice... 743 01:17:31,922 --> 01:17:34,652 and an ambassador to Chile. 744 01:17:36,126 --> 01:17:40,028 And at our table, we've had the likes of... 745 01:17:40,096 --> 01:17:42,155 General Patton... 746 01:17:42,232 --> 01:17:44,132 presidents Woodrow Wilson... 747 01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:48,035 Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson... 748 01:17:48,104 --> 01:17:50,595 the actress Tallulah Bankhead... 749 01:17:50,674 --> 01:17:52,767 and Truman Capote... 750 01:17:52,842 --> 01:17:57,074 and that film star Grace Kelly, before she married her prince... 751 01:17:57,147 --> 01:17:59,877 and Betty Ford after her rehabilitation. 752 01:18:01,451 --> 01:18:03,942 Come election time, where do our Yankee brothers... 753 01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:06,784 come a-courtin' but here? 754 01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:09,324 For where the South goes... 755 01:18:09,392 --> 01:18:11,622 so goes the presidency. 756 01:18:11,695 --> 01:18:13,754 And why is that? 757 01:18:13,830 --> 01:18:17,630 'Cause we here in the South take care of our own. 758 01:18:17,701 --> 01:18:20,363 Always have, always will. 759 01:19:59,369 --> 01:20:01,860 Perry, please come out. I don't have much time. 760 01:20:01,938 --> 01:20:05,499 I said to myself, if she comes here and she's wearing high-heeled shoes... 761 01:20:05,575 --> 01:20:08,100 then she's come because she wanted to come. 762 01:20:09,579 --> 01:20:12,548 There's almost $5,000 here. 763 01:20:12,615 --> 01:20:14,549 Please take it and go away. 764 01:20:14,617 --> 01:20:18,018 I saw your fianc� today. I love that song he was singing. 765 01:20:18,088 --> 01:20:20,181 He showed good taste there. 766 01:20:20,256 --> 01:20:25,353 I bet you his friends are giving him a stag party tonight. Say if I'm right. 767 01:20:25,428 --> 01:20:28,397 I'm leaving now. If you don't want the money, give it to charity. 768 01:20:28,465 --> 01:20:30,194 Keep your money. 769 01:20:36,706 --> 01:20:40,369 How come you aren't wearing any panties, April, darling? 770 01:20:40,443 --> 01:20:44,345 What kind of a way is that to come see somebody you don't want to see? 771 01:20:44,414 --> 01:20:46,382 I know. Don't tell me. 772 01:20:46,449 --> 01:20:51,011 You washed them out before you went to bed, and they're not dry yet. 773 01:20:53,289 --> 01:20:55,814 You know, you're a real son of a bitch. 774 01:20:57,527 --> 01:20:59,722 At first, you excited me. 775 01:21:01,498 --> 01:21:03,432 Now you repulse me. 776 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,695 You've got no mystery. 777 01:21:05,769 --> 01:21:08,897 - Everything you are-- - Is between my legs. 778 01:21:16,780 --> 01:21:18,714 It's crazy. 779 01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:28,015 I run a million miles... 780 01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:31,219 and who should I fall in love with... 781 01:21:32,862 --> 01:21:36,662 but the very girl I was running away from. 782 01:21:36,733 --> 01:21:38,325 You're lying. 783 01:21:39,602 --> 01:21:41,593 You lie about everything. 784 01:21:44,474 --> 01:21:46,066 Am I? 785 01:22:11,401 --> 01:22:13,164 Come here. 786 01:22:14,270 --> 01:22:16,329 I want to show you something. 787 01:22:37,060 --> 01:22:39,995 To the merging of two great Southern families. 788 01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:43,488 Good luck to you, Chad. May God bless you. 789 01:22:57,380 --> 01:22:59,314 His name's Max. 790 01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:09,086 I was gonna call him Tom II... 791 01:23:09,158 --> 01:23:11,626 but I figured he needed his own identity. 792 01:23:13,763 --> 01:23:16,061 He's beautiful. 793 01:23:16,132 --> 01:23:18,692 I was thinking about giving you one for your wedding present... 794 01:23:18,768 --> 01:23:22,226 but then I figured it would be kind of hard for you to explain. 795 01:23:40,256 --> 01:23:43,987 My cousins and I used to come here all the time when we were kids. 796 01:23:44,060 --> 01:23:45,994 It was our place. 797 01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:53,227 We did everything together. 798 01:23:55,338 --> 01:23:59,604 In the summer we used to sneak around at night and watch our parents make love. 799 01:23:59,676 --> 01:24:02,236 Then we'd come in here, strip down... 800 01:24:02,312 --> 01:24:04,405 and touch each other all over. 801 01:24:08,017 --> 01:24:10,577 And one night after a party... 802 01:24:10,653 --> 01:24:12,951 they both got crazy drunk... 803 01:24:13,022 --> 01:24:17,425 took their father's Lincoln Continental and crashed it into a telephone pole. 804 01:24:22,699 --> 01:24:25,691 Timothy, the one who was driving, lived. 805 01:24:27,537 --> 01:24:29,664 But Charles died. 806 01:24:32,675 --> 01:24:34,870 Two months later, Timmy put a gun to his head... 807 01:24:34,944 --> 01:24:37,412 and shot himself out of despair. 808 01:24:43,686 --> 01:24:45,654 You remind me of them. 809 01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:23,154 We used to play this game... 810 01:25:23,226 --> 01:25:25,160 my cousins and I. 811 01:25:27,563 --> 01:25:29,929 They'd blindfold me... 812 01:25:29,999 --> 01:25:32,832 and I'd try to guess which one of them I was with. 813 01:26:22,385 --> 01:26:24,615 I'm not your cousins. 814 01:26:26,656 --> 01:26:28,590 What cousins? 815 01:26:54,450 --> 01:26:56,384 What do you want? 816 01:30:40,109 --> 01:30:42,077 What time's the wedding? 817 01:30:50,019 --> 01:30:51,384 Noon. 818 01:30:55,658 --> 01:30:57,125 Yeah. 819 01:31:12,975 --> 01:31:16,502 I'll wait around... 820 01:31:18,047 --> 01:31:19,480 till then... 821 01:31:22,451 --> 01:31:24,146 see what happens. 822 01:32:06,495 --> 01:32:08,759 Everybody, they're here! Come on. they're here! 823 01:32:46,902 --> 01:32:48,699 Come on, big fella. 824 01:32:48,771 --> 01:32:51,103 Looks like she's not coming. 825 01:33:24,306 --> 01:33:26,331 Come on, kiddo. We're on. 826 01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:32,174 Is something wrong? 827 01:33:35,317 --> 01:33:39,185 Darling? What's the matter? 828 01:33:39,255 --> 01:33:41,485 I need a minute. 829 01:33:47,296 --> 01:33:50,823 - Sugar, are you all right? - Yes. No. 830 01:33:52,034 --> 01:33:55,094 Belle, I think you should go back and see what's happening. 831 01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,731 Good God. 832 01:34:24,066 --> 01:34:27,001 Oh, darling, you look so beautiful. 833 01:34:27,069 --> 01:34:29,037 We're so proud of you. 834 01:34:29,104 --> 01:34:31,834 Belle, I don't know if I can do this. 835 01:34:34,944 --> 01:34:36,935 But we love you... 836 01:34:37,012 --> 01:34:40,106 and we only want what's best for you. 837 01:34:59,535 --> 01:35:01,833 - What's going on? - What's going on, son... 838 01:35:01,904 --> 01:35:05,032 is that you may be about to get some character. 839 01:35:05,107 --> 01:35:07,473 - Don't tell me she's got cold feet. - No, no.Just a little holdup. 840 01:35:07,543 --> 01:35:09,067 Don't worry. I'll handle it. 841 01:35:10,946 --> 01:35:12,880 If y'all just hold on a minute. 842 01:35:12,948 --> 01:35:16,907 The bride's got a wrinkle in her dress or something. You know how this is. 843 01:35:16,986 --> 01:35:19,955 - Don't anybody go away. - Big day, Senator. 844 01:35:20,022 --> 01:35:24,186 I won't let you throw your life away on a passing fancy. 845 01:35:25,461 --> 01:35:28,862 Passion fades. Believe me, I know. 846 01:35:28,931 --> 01:35:30,865 What are you talking about? 847 01:35:32,601 --> 01:35:34,865 I was afraid this would happen. 848 01:35:36,205 --> 01:35:40,198 He will never interfere with your life again. 849 01:35:42,745 --> 01:35:44,975 Belle, what did you do? 850 01:35:49,151 --> 01:35:52,643 He asked me for money. I gave it to him. 851 01:35:55,190 --> 01:35:57,317 That's not true. 852 01:35:57,393 --> 01:35:59,623 He would never take money. 853 01:36:00,663 --> 01:36:02,756 Everyone has his price. 854 01:36:02,831 --> 01:36:04,765 Not him. 855 01:36:06,602 --> 01:36:10,561 April, my beautiful, courageous child... 856 01:36:10,639 --> 01:36:13,767 have I ever lied to you? 857 01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,313 Now-- 858 01:37:54,009 --> 01:37:56,273 I'm too weak 859 01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:02,275 To believe you're lyin' 860 01:38:02,351 --> 01:38:04,342 Lord knows I'm weak 861 01:38:06,422 --> 01:38:09,152 To even read your mind 862 01:38:09,224 --> 01:38:12,216 Gonna put you down 863 01:38:12,294 --> 01:38:15,559 Can't stand your runnin'around 864 01:38:15,631 --> 01:38:18,566 Baby,you don't realize 865 01:38:18,634 --> 01:38:22,070 Not even weep and cry 866 01:38:22,137 --> 01:38:25,265 If you should change your ways 867 01:38:25,340 --> 01:38:28,741 I'd be so glad to say 868 01:38:28,811 --> 01:38:31,279 Won't you be mine 869 01:38:36,051 --> 01:38:38,110 I been hurt 870 01:38:39,688 --> 01:38:42,179 But I love the pain 871 01:38:42,257 --> 01:38:45,249 Lord, it hurts so fine 872 01:38:46,428 --> 01:38:49,295 I'll never be the same 873 01:40:00,269 --> 01:40:02,931 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to inconvenience you. 874 01:40:03,005 --> 01:40:07,203 It's just that I was in the neighborhood and I needed a nice, hot shower. 875 01:40:07,276 --> 01:40:09,540 Sure is nice-smelling soap.